Adrian Sullivan is the world's worst tapir harasser. He has held many high positions throughout his life and he seems to think this allows him to harass tapirs. These biographical pages will show you the real Adrian Sullivan and help you to hate him as much as we do for harassing tapirs.
Adrian Sullivan
Adrian started life in the Falklands War in 1982. He was then born in March 1984 into a loving family. Adrian owned a nightclub in Sardinia during his childhood and with the profits of this nightclub he soon joined space cadets school.
Space: The Final Frontier
Adrian excelled in space cadet school and graduated with a distinction. Infact NASA were so impressed with him that they enrolled him onto their space program there and then. Adrian was billed by Neil Armstrong as "the man to take us to Mars". Adrian's first space mission was on a secret mission that preceeded the Challenger disaster in 1986. Adrian's mission involved setting up the initial modules to begin construction of a moon base. During the launch sequence however, Adrian expressed concern over the starboard fuel regulator that was giving false readings. His concerns were quashed and the space shuttle took off. However, Adrian knew something disastrous was iminent and set to work trying to rescue the other crew members. There was a problem though; Adrian was with his family the night before and he was cheeky. His dad threw him down the stairs and Adrian had a headache. That is what everyone attributed to the fact that Adrian was unable to save the other crew members and parachuted to safety alone, whilst the fate was sealed for the others.
