Welcome to the OFFICIAL S.H.I.T. Website. Due to the popularity of our preview (on Syndicate's website) we have decided to create our own website. One of our main objectives was also met with our preview. That was the deletion of the Syndicate website. One of their band members, mentioning no names (ginger gimp), has been harassing young, innocent Tapirs for five years. We managed to track him down and we had planned the operation for six and a half months. Wherever he goes, we will follow and harass him until he knows what the young Tapirs he harassed felt like.
We have dedicated a page to this band member, where we will list information about him.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
NEW INFORMATION has been discovered regarding Adrian's whereabouts before the Falkands War. He has actually been around since at least 1912 because evidence has been uncovered proving he was on RMS Titanic! See
'The Worst Tapir Harasser Breaking News'
for the full details.
PREVIOUS BREAKING NEWS!
A TAPIR BONDAGE LAIR has been found underneath Adrian's Sardinian Mansion.
Our undercover team of pygmy sasquatches infiltrated his mansion posing as Chinese Ming Dynasty Vases. They discovered the bondage lair on 15-6-02.
The team have reported that the bondage lair was full of sick, depraved instruments of torture and pain. There is even evidence that James, the mascot of this charity, was taken to this nightmare place.
However don't worry because it is reported that Adrian has liver disease and may only be alive for two more months, meaning the sickest tapirphile will soon be around no longer and the tapirs will go free.
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